Imagename: Odd Squad: One pretty princess coming up

Odd Squad: One pretty princess coming up
Isapoinhkyaki grinned as she read her card. "Remember that time I had to lick all the door nobs in the house--ohhh, 10 minutes ago?"

Humo took a long drag and washed it down with a swig of whiskey, then looking at Isa with his big dragonian eyes, he shrugged meekly, "Hehe. All you had to do was spill the beans about you and that yeti last new years."

Isa dug behind the couch, held up a bright pink marker, then cooed, "Guess who's getting the 'Pen of Shame' makeover! You are going to be the prettiest princess!"

"Wha--wait. That #*&@ looks permanent!" Humo retorted accusingly. "Digo! Tell her I can't. I gotta go play a cute, baby zombie dragon for a photo shoot tomorrow morning. I can't have #*&@ all over my face!"

The tall, furry myth beside him let his cig droop from his skeletal lips and rumbled, "Remind me why I have a pair of women's panties on my head again?"

Humo glanced at the lacy pennant of disgraced and partially suppressed a snicker. "I can't help it if you %*!$ers are afraid of the truth."
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Imagename: Odd Squad: One pretty princess coming up

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